Dogs
by Grue

Me liking dogs has nothing to do with me liking to say, "What's up dog." The two are peas and carrots. I honestly feel everybody should own a dog. They are good company, can guard your house, can chase sticks that you throw and there are even special dogs you can hunt ducks with. Dogs are funny too. Every time I see a dog sniff another dog I laugh. My girlfriend won't even let me do that to her.