Mickiedee's
by Grue

What's up with the 4pc Chicken McNuggets on the dollar menu? I mean, you get 4 McNuggets for a buck but the 20pc costs like $5.95. Why not just buy five of the 4pc nuggets for $5 ? It doesn't take a Thomas Malthus to figure out that this just doesn't make any sense. Even the 9pc McNuggets are like three bucks!! I mean seriously, would you pay a dollar for an extra McNugget?!?!? I know I wouldn't. Besides, I only go to the McDonald's near the Perdue factory, which means if I order a big Mac and fries I get like three chocolate milkshakes and a few chicken fajitas and an Egg Mcmuffin in my order, though I've still only paid like $3.49. That's a damn good deal! My girlfriend always complains that her order is wrong, but I am all about saying, "If it's free it can't be wrong." Quote me on that one...