Appleby's Oriental Chicken Salad
by Hordack

SWEET JESUS CHRIST. This thing tastes like a day with a Geisha girl feels- sweet and naughty. I wanted chopstix with mine, but they told me they didn't have 'em because they're Appleby's, not China Fun. That's alright though, because they brought me two extra straws to use instead. On a related note, I racked up a $136.03 tab that night. I didn't think the spiked coffee cost so much. That's shitty. I liked the food though.