Crudz
by Bear

Crudz AKA Pip the experimental guinea pig in Crono Cross. Crudz was possibly my favourite character in a game that Dick and I constantly argue about. Dick and I don't argue when we play Tekken Tag Team as long as Dick is Yoshimitsu. Dick is cursed to forever play Yoshimitsu with his spinning sword goofball tricks. Too bad they're aren't more Yoshimitsus (even though he's from Tekken) and Crudzes in Crono Cross, cause that game had some of the most deformed characters I've ever scene. Crudz was a programming achievement when placed next to other characters in Crono Cross like Nikki, who I'd only ever play with in a band if Joe Stump was unavailable. Loki was obnoxious about Crudz. Sometimes he'd say "Get some Crudz factor going on!" with a mouthful of popcorn which he'd spit everywhere, then he'd turn around and say he thought he sucked. Loki has the attention span of a peanut and shouldn't be allowed to play video games in my opinion.